I’M NOT CRYING THERE’S JUST A FUCKING ORANGE LEAF IN MY EYE
You’re always here to me.
And I always listen.
And I always see you.
don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a childdon’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask
don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat
don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me
don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it
[AGGRESSIVELY CRIES OVER DOCTOR WHO]
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
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Wheatley demonstrates an appropriate way to cite a source.
I feel like this is a very underrated scene in Pokemon

